Amanda Palmer and the Grand Theft Orchestra: The Bed Song
Competing for the saddest song of all time (against “I Can’t Make You Love Me” and “Hallelujah”) is this.
Can you hate someone for what they have done, but still love them for whom they had been?
wait…
you mean to tell me that brown cows don’t give me my chocolate milk?! That there are no secret farms with the pink and yellow cows?!
Bogged
I noticed your new girlfriend posting on your wall about this “great new movie” called the Labyrinth. Offbeat 1980s movies were our thing. I hope you fall in the Bog of Eternal Stench.
According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.

